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So according to the survey this morning….67 percent of us, don’t really care…at all about the Academy Awards…. so for the 7 percent that really care…Here are the odds…

Oscar Noms and Vegas odds from oddsmaker America’s Line

Best Picture
“Spotlight,” 4 to 5
“The Revenant,” 6 to 5
“The Big Short,” 8 to 1
“The Martian,” 8 to 1
“Mad Max: Fury Road,” 20 to 1
“Bridge of Spies,” 30 to 1
“Room,” 40 to 1
“Brooklyn,” 50 to 1

Best Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio (“The Revenant”), 1 to 5
Michael Fassbender (“Steve Jobs”), 5 to 1
Eddie Redmayne (“The Danish Girl”), 10 to 1
Matt Damon (“The Martian”), 20 to 1
Bryan Cranston (“Trumbo”), 25 to 1

Best Actress
Brie Larson (“Room”), 1 to 3
Saoirse Ronan (“Brooklyn”), 7 to 2
Cate Blanchett (“Carol”), 6 to 1
Jennifer Lawrence (“Joy”), 8 to 1
Charlotte Rampling (“45 Years”), 25 to 1

Best Supporting Actor
Sylvester Stallone (“Creed”), 4 to 5
Mark Rylance (“Bridge of Spies”), 7 to 5
Tom Hardy (“The Revenant”), 8 to 1
Mark Ruffalo (“Spotlight”), 10 to 1
Christian Bale (“The Big Short”), 12 to 1

Best Supporting Actress
Rooney Mara (“Carol”), 1 to 2
Kate Winslet (“Steve Jobs”), 3 to 1
Alicia Vikander (“The Danish Girl”), 7 to 2
Jennifer Jason Leigh (“The Hateful Eight”), 10 to 1
Rachel McAdams (“Spotlight”), 50 to 1

Best Director
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu (“The Revenant”), 1 to 2
Tom McCarthy (“Spotlight”), 3 to 1
Adam McKay (“The Big Short”), 5 to 1
George Miller (“Mad Max: Fury Road”), 8 to 1
Lenny Abrahamson (“Room”), 20 to 1

Show Prep:

Some stars are preparing for the Oscars by getting $2,000 diamond particle facial scrubs. Others are getting skin peels, green tea face masks and red-and-blue UV light therapy treatments to prevent acne.

Some stars plan to wear mink eyelashes that cost $10,000 a piece.

Professional bronzers, who carry portable tanning sprayers, are also being brought in.

Some female stars have had Botox injected under their breasts to give their sagging cleavage a much-needed lift.

Other stars are preparing for the Oscars with hydrocortisone injections, which are designed to get rid of acne and unwanted blemishes.

Many female stars have spent the last week getting ice facials to tighten their skin. Others got bee venom masks.

Stars will be plumping their lips with cinnamon oil. Some will also wear panty shields under their arms to keep sweat away from their dresses and tuxedos.

Some stars have used Preparation H on their puffy eyes. Others have used masking tape to tape the cellulite down on their legs under their gowns.

Some stars are getting Armpit Botox to prevent sweating